isip bata

you saw a couple in an intimate pose, right?

interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.

what they WILL see, however, are the nine dolphins in the picture!

so, i guess we've already proven you're not a young innocent child. now if it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupted, and you probably need help, you sicko!

okay, here's help…look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it's another one, and on his shoulder….. see them now?

usaping rated r… don’t open sa mga menor de edad

Usaping may sense..

Everyone dreams to have an ideal partner (that's immature).. We should find a realistic partner. Baka naman hanap mo si SUPERMAN NA..

According to Darwin's Law of Evolution ang mga lalaki ay nanggaling sa unggoy( kase ba naman everytime na idedemo laging lalaki ang model) .. Kaya pala mga unggoy sila.. Proven at tested..

Well it's only a joke but there's intention behind those words… (Kaya blog di ba?…) It's about expressing one's self and feelings to the community (daw oh?) where we belong, moreover the people around us.. (wow!!!) lalim naman…

Anyway highway sa tulay na lupa (very rough road) Mahal na araw na agad when you accidentally visit this Barangay..(hehehe.. no one knows that.. na meron palang Barangay na Tulay na Lupa.. Another one is San Vicente.. (Much more!!!) Where are we? We're in the level 4 of Hell.. I think we should be in elevator.. (I remember my Korean Friend Gen.. With Kimchi.. eeewwww…) and lots of spices in life.. She told me that we should put a little zest into our life in order to be bought (parang restaurant ng mga uragon). Nasan na nga ba ulit tayo? Again..

Dun pa rin sa very nakakalitong usapin ng ating bansa… Si Antonio Trillanes?!!! Magsesenador!!! Si Richard Gomez at the same time would also run ( ilang dash kaya yun? may hurdle kaya?) well, It's their choice not I… Basta I'm expecting them… Date?

Sa February 14.

Paano mo kukumbinsihin ang taong mahal mo na tigilan ang isang bagay na nakakapagpaligaya sa kanya ngunit nakakainsulto para sayo.

Points to keep on how to correct an erring (i.e., offending) partner.

1. Use reverse psychology. ano ba yang thing na na-ooffend ka? ginagawa niya! e di mang-offend ka rin. an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

2. Use force before seduction. gagawin na naman ba nya yung nakakaoffend sa yo? kuha ka ng cutter, itutok mo sa kanyang "fighting cock" and then sabihin mo. Ako offend na offend na ako ha. alam mo ba ibig sabihin nun? pag sinabi nyang hindi, i-open mo blog site mo. pag sinabi nyang oo alam niya, maghubad ka. sabihin mo, nakikita mo ba ito: hindi mo to matitikman uli ito kung hindi mo ititigil yang ginagawa mo!!

3. If walang effect ang no. 1 and 2, punta ka sa pinakamalapit na tindahan. bumili ka ng lucky me sotanghon or lomi, mahirap kainin pero masarap di ba? tell yourself, sige na nga…hindi na lang ako maooffend.

4. Ignore him. wag mo kausapin for a year. baka sakaling tumigil sya sa ginagawa niya dahil wala siyang ibang iisipin kundi pano mo siya papansinin.

5. Iwanan mo siya or pilitin mo siyang iwanan ka niya. balutin mo lahat ng gamit nya, itapon mo sa labas ng bahay at sumigaw ka ng magnanakaw, magnanakaw!

6. Go to the barangay captain at sabihin mo: kapitan ito pong taong ito wala nang ginawa kundi bwisitin ako.

7. Magsumbong ka ka erwin tulfo. Make sure na maibroadcast ang complaint mo.

8. Punta ka sa congressman ng Pasig, itanong mo: Dodot, paano pag nakagawa ka ng offense, binabangko ka ba ni MIkee para gawing kabayo?

9. Magdusa ka e sino ba me sabi sa yo na mahalin mo yang taong yan na offensive!

10. Pagtyagaan mo na lang siya kasi if hiwalayan mo at mapunta sa iba, nakakaawa naman ung magiging kapalit mo. wag mo nang ipasa sa iba ang iyong pagdurusa.

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ala lang…

Sagot sa panot

“SHAGGY” ang kadalasang tawag sa mga lalaking sa gilid na lang ang buhok at panot na ang tuktok.
 Ang kundisyong ito ng “”male pattern baldness” o androgenetic alopecia ay pinakapangkaraniwan ding uri ng pagkalagas ng buhok ng mga babae. Sa mga lalaki, limitado ang pagkapanot sa tuktok ng ulo at paglapad ng noo. Sa mga babae, numinipis ang buhok sa tuktok at kung minsan sa buong anit.Maaaring maranasan ang ganitong kundisyon anumang edad pagkaraan ng puberty. Importante ang testosterone sa kasong ito. Subalit may mga iba pang dahilan ang pagkalagas ng buhok.
 

Heto ang mga listahan ng dapat iwasan ng mga taong dumaranas na ngayon ng male pattern baldness o pagkakalbo upang hindi na lumala pa ang kanilang kundisyon
 
a.) Kape, alak, sigarilyo na nagnanakaw ng sustansiya sa mga buhok.
 
b.) Nakalalagas din ng buhok ang sobrang tamis at alat ng pagkain
 
c.) Ang biglaang pagbawas sa protina sa pagbabawas ng timbang ay magpapalala rin sa kundisyong ito dahil ang buhok ay pangkalahatang binubuo ng protina
 
d.) Low fiber diet
 
e.)  Mataas na pagkonsumo sa animal food na nagdudulot ng sobrang kolesterol sa katawan.
 
f.)  Menopause sa mga kababaihan dahil sa panahong ito ang estrogen levels ay bumabagsak.
 
g.) Anabolic steroid na ginagamit ng mga atleta at supplement intake ay makapagpapalala rin sa MPB.
 
h) Sobrang pagkain ng red meat.
 
i) Diet na kulang sa Vitamin A, Biotin, Inositol, Niacin, Para-aminobenzoic acid,  Panthothenic acid, minerals like zinc, iodine, sulfur, potassium and Iron at silica.
 
j) arthritis o paninigas sa leeg at spine.

stranger

10 worst snack foods

Samu’t saring snack foods ang mabibili natin sa mga tindahan. At dahil mahilig tayo rito, di natin alintana kung napipili natin ang tamang pagkain na nakakatulong sa ating kalusugan.

Ihalimbawa na lang natin sa Amerika, kung saan mas malawak ang bilihan at mas maraming tumatangkilik sa snack foods. Kung tutuusin di lahat ng mga nabibiling pagkain ay may sapat na nutrisyon, bagkus nakakakuha tayo ng mga kemikal at iba pang compounds na makakasira sa ating kalusugan. Dahil dito, gumawa si Jonny Bowde, MA, CNS, ng talaan ng mga snacks na hindi nakabubuti sa atin.

French fries-Huwag tayong pakasiguro na healthy ang pagkain na ito. Di tayo sigurado kung paulit-ulit ang mantikang ginagamit dito. Ang French fries ay starchy potatoes na hinahaluan ng chemicals, sugar at iba pa.

Donuts-Fried bread kung tawagin na punum-puno ng sugar.

Chips (potato o corn)-Packaged version ito ng French fries. May mga chips ding mabibili sa healthy foods na di pa rin sadyang matatawag na healthy chips.

Soda-Di mawawala ito sa mga tindahan at natural hindi rin pwedeng mawalan ito ng mga chemical content.

Cupcakes at snack cakes-Di tunay na whipped cream ang creamy filling na matitikman mo rito. Tadtad din ito ng sugar, flour, at flavouring.

Candy bars-Maaaring may protein kang makuha sa mani ngunit naroon ang asukal na hindi mo maiiwasan. Maging aware sa mga "energy bars" na kung tutuusin nagpapanggap lang ito na healthy snacks.

Pork rinds-Kilala sa atin sa tawag na sitsaron na punung-puno ng kolesterol.

Fat-free cookies-Gaya ng ibang snack foods, nagpapanggap din itong healthy foods. Tandaan na di pareho ang fat-free sa calorie-free.

Crackers-Siyempre pa may mantika rin ito at iba pang chemical na di natin nalalaman.

Fretzels-Di porket masarap ang kinakain ay nutritious na ito. Gaya ng donuts, may flour din ito, sugar na kunwari’y nakakapag-satisfy ng consumers.

something something

20 THINGS TO PONDER: ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze. SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson . SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions. EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice. TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

nakakapagod pala….

Kasalukuyan akong nasa harapan (wala sa likod) nang makita ko sa website ang isang video na nakakaengganyo (aroused me..hehehe) Biro lang yun.. Ipagpatuloy natin….

Si Paris Hilton na may mapang-akit na mga labi… Shakz!!!! At ang seksi pa!!! Shakz uli….

Nakakagulat ang mga pangyayari nang ako ay manood.. Grabe!!! Sobra!!! Seksi talaga… Imahinasyon ng lahat sa kanya na minsan ay masarap palang isipin na kahit babae ay nagkakaroon ng pagnanasa sa kanya.. Bukod pa diyan  fashionizta at mapang-akit ang kanyang mga suot…. (WOooooW!!)

Sino nga ba naman ang hindi maaakit sa kanyang pulang labi na kung magsalita ay parang lagi kang hahalikan… Oooooow…. Shakz…. Parang ang saya… saya talaga!!!

Well yun lang naman… gusto ko lang… Maramdaman din ninyo yun na kahit minsan ay magkaroon ng kaunting kasiyahan sa ating buhay kahit sa simpleng paraan lamang. Maging maligaya tayo kahit medyo mababaw..

Minsan di natin kailangan humanap ng makabuluhang bagay upang maging masaya tayo. Marami sa pailigd natin na pwedeng maging masaya tayo.. We just need to find it.. DOn't close your door sa minsang kababawan ng ating buhay… Malay mo… Dito ka makakita ng tunay na ligaya… Ito na pala ang daan…. 

I am Worth a LOT

I am Worth A Lot

In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman
he was pursuing the question,
"What kind of man are you looking for?"

She began to expound…
"As a woman in this day and age,
I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me
that I can't do for myself.
I pay my own bills.
 I take care of my household without the help of any man…
or woman for that matter.
I am in the position to ask
What can you bring to the table?'"
The man looked at her.
Clearly he thought that she was referring to money.
She quickly corrected his thought and stated,
"I am not referring to money.
I need something more.
I need a man who is striving for perfection
in every aspect of life.">He sat back in his chair, folded his arms,
and asked her to explain.
She said,
"I am looking for someone
who is striving for perfection mentally
because I need conversation and mental stimulation.

I don't need a simple minded man.
I am looking for someone
who is striving for perfection spiritually
because I don't need to be unequally  yoked…
  believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster.
I need a man
who is striving for perfection financially
because I don't need a financial burden.
I am looking for someone
who is sensitive enough to understand
what I go through as a woman
but strong enough to keep me grounded.
I am looking for someone
who I can respect.
In order to be submissive,
I must respect him.
I cannot be submissive to a man
who isn't taking care of his business.
I have no problem being submissive…
he just has to be worthy.
God made woman to be a help mate for man.
"I can't help a man if he can't help himself."
When she finished her spill,
she looked at him.
He sat there with a puzzled look on his face.
He said
"You are asking a lot."
She replied
"I am worth a lot."